Conscientious Barber
This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before
I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About
2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full
of customers and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the
same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can
get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour
and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow
that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into
the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go
when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
The Shaving Helper
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him
up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from
a nearby drawer. "Place this between your cheek and gum." The client places
the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the
man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled
speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem. That happens from time
to time." says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone
else."