Old Age |
A couple had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old
gentleman said to
his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah,"
she replied, "just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this
breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "we were probably
sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered,
"what do you say.....should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped
to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old
lady breathlessly replied, "my nipples are as hot for you today as they
were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's
in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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