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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants
to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally
bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes in to her breast. They
are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your
heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies
"If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
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